I can't do a completel live blog for this morning's Twins-A's game because, hey, i have a job interview. I know, big surprise.

So i'll make some quick comments during the first hour, the first of which is, "A guy named Boof, is not going to win a playoff game while pitching. It just can't happen. When Boof wins a playoff game, he'll strike out Choo Freeman 3 times."

10:08 - Boof is attacking hitters says Ron Gardenhire. Apparently Boof's original name was John, but he legally changed it to Boof during the 2001 season. Yet the sideline reporter has no answers for us as to why he did this?

10:14 - The announcers need to call him just Boof. Stop calling him by his last name. NOW.

10:17 - Loaiza didn't pitch well at the beginning of the year and according to our crack staff of announcers, it's because of 8 IP against Canada in the WBC. Sure, and he also pitched extremely well the night after his DUI arrest, which they fail to mention.

10:20 - I'm already tired of "Mauer Power." It sounds like something little Joey would have written on a poster while running for class president in middle school.

10:30 - Eric Chavez is Kit Keller for League of Their Own. Just struck out on 3 high fastballs.

10:34 - Boof has 3 strikeouts. What a silly world we live in.

10:36 - I'm just happy that we have two guys in that show "The Nine" that had former careers in TV. Joe from Wings, and the Fox kid from Party of Five. Well done guys.

10:42 - Tommy Lasorda in a sorority house kinda scares me.

10:46 - Boof was nickname from his grandparents. It's the top of the 3rd and this is the first time this is mentioned? Announcing sucks.

10:51 - On MLB Baseball for playstation2, Justin Morneau was the highest rated prospect you could draft. And he just showed why with a lightning fast double play. Gardenhire just used the words "attacking" and "Boof" in the same sentence again.

Alright i'm off. I'll be back for the next game.